I <3 Pop Music

Hey baby girl, I’ve been watching you all day (all day x3)
Yes, I have been stalking you.
Man that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing x3)
I like your butt.
You make me want to take you out and let it rain (let it rain x3)
Hopefully you will be wearing a white tee shirt.
I know you got a man but this is what you should say
Based on these firm foundations for a relationship, I think you should break up with your boyfriend.
Why don’t you tell him that
Seriously! Tell him! I really like your butt.
I’m leavin' never lookin' back again
I have already deleted your phone number from my cell phone.
You found somebody who does it better than he can
Hopefully it isn't statutory rape, he's kind of young.
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
His previous wish that it rain during our courtship never came to fruition.
Girl we flying on the G5 G5
But he does have more money than you.
And we're leavin' never lookin' back again
We're wearing those blinder things they put on horses.
So call your shawty and tell him you found a new man
I'm a little confused. I thought "shawty" was a term of endearment for women.
The one who’s so so fly, the one that keep you high
In the previously mentioned G5 airplane. I do not mean to imply that we would use illicit substances.
Have me singing all night like like Oh oh oh oh(repeat)
Our neighbors have complained to the landlord.
man she gon' be singin Oh oh oh oh oh(repeat)
Once they called the police.
Now if I talk it girl you know that I will walk it out (walk it out x3)
Just like if I pulled a muscle jogging on the treadmill or something.
Man I’ll put my money (money) where my mouth is (mouth is x3)
That's just a figure of speech, I wouldn't actually do it. Money carries a lot of germs.
Cause you're the baddest little thing that I’ve ever seen (ever seen x3)
Bad means good in this case. Like when Michael Jackson said it.
So Ima ask you one time if you got a man
Are you dating anyone right now?
Why don’t you tell him that I’m leavin’ never lookin' back again
Never ever ever ever ever.
You found somebody who does it better than he can
Of course, that's only hypothetical, we've just met.
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
All this sunshine is really putting me at risk for skin cancer.
Girl we flying on the G5 G5
Once you fly private, you can't go back. You just can't. It is simply unbearable.
And we're leavin' never lookin' back again
I've torn the rear view and side view mirrors off my car. It is unsightly. Pun intended.
So call your shawty and tell him you found a new man
"We've only just met, but he really likes my butt."
The one who’s so so fly, the one that keep you high
Wasn't Sugar Ray so fly? And look where he is now, reporting entertainment gossip on the CW.
Have me singing all night like like Oh oh oh oh oh(repeat)
You are quite the drill sergeant in rehearsals, I'm told.
man she gon' be singin
I mean, it's just pop music, who cares about vocal technique?
She gon' be singin, she gon' be singin,
Careful not to let the repeated notes get flat. That's always a danger.
she gon' be singin oh you gon' be singin Oh oh oh oh (repeat)
This kind of endurance can only come from serious classical opera training.
Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress
Stay calm.
Just tell him to the left left left
Make the "L" shapes with your hands if you have to. That always helps me.
Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress
Breathe normally.
Cause we gone, and we gone, and we gone
I hope other people won't think I stalked you all day and then kidnapped you.
No stress, no stress, no stress
Everything is OK. Really.
Girl you deserve nothing but the best
Like private jets! First class is too... pedestrian.
No stress, no stress, no stress
I'm not going to tell you again. STAY CALM.
Girl you need to tell him
If you won't, I will.
That I’m leavin’ never lookin' back again
Save your dignity and stop asking me about it.
You found somebody who does it better than he can
At least he says so anyways...
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
I think the sun damage to my skin will be counterbalanced by the reduction in my frown and worry lines.
Girl we flying on the G5 G5
I told you twice, don't call it a G4.
And we're leavin' never lookin' back again
I know how to gouge out eyeballs and I will do it if I have to.
So call your shawty and tell him you found a new man
It would be more honest to say that he found me.
The one who’s so so fly, the one that keep you high
He's promised me a penthouse.
Have me singing all night like like like Oh oh oh (repeat)
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA (ascending scale)
man she gon' be singin Oh oh oh oh (repeat)
Hopefully I won't get vocal chord blisters.
She got me singin all night like like like like Ooooooh
But if I do, I won't go to that guy who botched Julie Andrews' surgery.
Man she got me singin
It was really a shame to lose a vocal talent like hers to overuse.
She got me singing, oh she got me singing
I can't stop, even though I've tried.
She got me singing, girl you got me singing
AHHHH Make it stop, please! [Fade Out.]